crazy today

i got this in an e-mail and i thought it was funny so i spell checked it and now i am posting it

Spread the foolishness!

Only in America... ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America... ...do we order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America... ...do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America, do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America... ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

Only in America... ...do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Ever Wonder...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why do you never see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and Dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is it that the man who invests all of your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is there mouse no flavored cat food?

Why did not Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that they used on airplanes. Why do not they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why do not sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you have smiled at least once, it is your turn to spread the foolishness and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to ...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile occasionally. Spread the foolishness!